In Africa, some ruins start to shake. In America, theatrical representation agent Irving I Irving tells an actress he thinks she's great. She asks why she has to jump out of a cake, and he tells her she has to do it... otherwise they'll cut of his phone. The actress says she's not going to be a sparkplug, and he's no longer her agent!



She leaves, and Irv thinks of this as a challenge -things can't get any worse. Just then, a box teleports into his office, and out slides Lord Raptor, who says he feels good. Irving realizes things could and did get worse.



Raptor introduces himself, who bigs himself up and says he's the idol of millions. Irving tells him he's still unemployed, and when Raptor hears he's telling him no, he smashes Irv's desk with his guitar.



Irv says he really tried, but Raptor accuses him of not trying hard enough. Irv says he works hard for his 90%, but they don't want Raptor. He's old hat, he needs something new, like a gimmick. Raptor throws him aside and wonders about a gimmick... how many other bloody zombies play rock?!



He then smashes a filing cabinet, causing the cabinets to be launched out and smack into the walls. Irving tells him to trust him, he's got to get a gimmick. Raptor says he's lost that loving feeling, and is about to attack him, but then his guitar suddenly shines. He says his guitar senses something in the east.



Raptor tells Irving to never fear, and get the contracts ready. He's got a gimmick that'll blow 'em away... forever! He leaves Irv's office.



Pyron says these energy readings haven't been detected on Earth for thousands of years, and it can only mean one thing. Nearby, Morrigan and Demitri are fighting each other. Demitri tells her that she's usurped his authority for the last time, and tells her she's toast. She avoids his projectile.



She fires back, and then fires another projectile that leads to the computer screen taking damage. Pyron says he's lost the mystic lock, so Ship says he'll reacquire it. Pyron tells Morrigan and Demitri to please behave. He tells them to look at this.



He tells them that the trumpet of Jericho is at last within his grasp. Demitri asks what it is, and Ship says that this trumpet allowed the ancient Hebrews to breach the walls of Jericho. Demitri says they must have it, and says he'll see to it at once. Morrigan hopes this works out better than all the other times he's taken charge. Since it's in the desert, Demitri decides to send Anakaris to get it.



Felicia is working out at Lex's gym, whilst Harry studies history and geography, something he's not happy about. Harry's ring suddenly glows, and pins his hand to a certain country on a globe. Felicia tries to pull the globe off, but ends up removing it from its stand.



She thinks the ring wants the to go to North Africa. Harry says he thought Merlin had said that this ring didn't have any powers. Felicia says wizards seldom tell the whole story. Harry asks how they'll get to Africa, as his mom took back her credit card. Lex then walks in, and tosses the globe over, asking Felicia if it belongs to her. Felicia says their tickets have just walked in.



Lex says he's been itching for a rematch, which Felicia agrees to, but says this time, it's going to cost him. If she wins, she wants two round tickets to Africa. Lex says it's worth it, so they start arm wrestling. But he can't move her arm at all, and realizes she isn't even straining. Felicia says she'll let him use both hands for a first class upgrade and travel money. Lex tells her now she's going to lose!



Later, Felicia and Harry are heading to Africa via first class plane. Harry asks if Lex's arm will be ok, and Felicia says sure -she didn't break anything. They land in Africa, but they don't know what they're looking for. Harry wonders how they'll find whatever it is, and Felicia says they'll just have to hope for a clue.



They notice a hangar emitting a green light around it, and go to investigate. They find Raptor getting a plane ready, and wonder what he's doing here. Felicia says that's what they're going to find out, and tells him to come on -she has a plan. Meanwhile, Raptor takes off.



Felicia and Harry jump up, and grab onto the plane. They hitch a ride, and then look down to see an old Roman city beneath them.



Harry looks it up, but then his ring starts glowing again. Felicia says that whatever they're after must be there. Raptor then drops down and tries to attack Felicia, and says she's got no ticket to ride. Felicia says she doesn't care, and grabs his scarf. She tugs it, leading to Raptor...



...falling out of his own plane. With no pilot, the plane starts to go out of control. Felicia and Harry have to shift over to tilt the plane to stop it from crashing into a canyon.



The plane then starts to dissolve, forcing Felicia and Harry to let go. Harry tries to use the ring, and creates some wings which they use to float down.



What's left of the plane crashes and explodes, whilst Felicia and Harry land relatively unscathed. Felicia notices that Raptor is now driving towards the city, and she tells Harry to come on, they can't let him get... whatever it is.



In the city, Felicia and Harry watch Raptor run around, using his guitar to lead him somewhere. Raptor thinks he's found what he's looking for, but then gets blasted.



Felicia attacks him whilst he's down, but he throws her off. He starts firing shots at her, and she gets blasted.



Raptor then notices Harry, and starts firing at him. Harry uses a rope to swing himself upwards, whilst Raptor goes back to fighting Felicia. But before he can do anything, Harry drops down and hits him...



...causing him to fall into a pit. Harry pulls a lever which closes the pit up, trapping Raptor inside it.



Felicia says Raptor was heading in here, so whatever it is he wanted must be in there too. She tells Harry to stay here and make sure Raptor doesn't escape. She then goes in, but as she makes her way through, several pillars start to collapse around her.



She manages to get through, and then finds what Raptor was after: the trumpet of Jericho. It fires a shot at her.



She ducks to avoid it, and then manages to grab it. She realizes what it is, and says the Darkstalkers aren't getting this. But then Anakaris appears.



He manages to throw her into a wall, and takes the trumpet. Outside, Raptor is able to escape from the pit.



Harry drops a cage on him, but he punches his way out of it. Raptor tells him it's time for his final curtain. He transforms one of his arm into a spear, and attacks him.



Anakaris then shows up, and says he's succeeded. Raptor sees what he has, and believes he's holding Louie Armstrong's horn... his ticket to the big time! He goes over to Anakaris and asks to have a little lookie at the trumpet, which he takes from him.



He then runs off with it, promoting Anakaris to attack him. Up on Pyron's ship, Demitri and Morrigan see what's going on. Demitri thinks Raptor is ruining his plan, whilst Morrigan didn't know he had a plan -and won't Pyron be pleased to see he's blown yet another assignment!



Felicia arrives back outside, just in time to see Raptor be sent flying over to where his guitar is. He's got the trumpet though, and he attaches it to his guitar. He says he's the champion, and he'll rock them!



He uses his powered up guitar to make the ruins crumble. He thinks this is a great gimmick, and can't wait to try this in New York. He then runs off. Demitri is still watching, and thinks it's inconceivable that he's been thwarted by his own minion. He wants to kill him, and says Lord Raptor will feel his wrath.



Back in the ruins, Felicia and Harry go after Raptor. Raptor says he loves rock and roll, but then notices Felicia and Harry. He uses the trumpet on some statues, and tells them to meet his band... they're to die for.



The statues come to life, so Felicia tells Harry to get out of here whilst she tries to hold them off. She starts fighting them, and they break apart when hit, causing some of them to shatter.



Felicia tells Raptor she'll turn his boys to rubble. Raptor says the statues don't get tired, and one of them strikes Felicia from behind. As she falls, a net gets thrown over her.



Harry comes over and tells Raptor his singing sucks. He runs forward, but one of the statues trips him up. Raptor says all eyes are on him, and asks if this is the final fade out.



He signals for the statues to kill Harry and Felicia, but then Anakaris shows up. He says he's been offended, and starts destroying the statues.



Harry saves Felicia, whilst Anakaris goes up to Raptor. Raptor gets ready to use the trumpet, but then Demitri and Morrigan appear. Demitri tells Raptor to surrender the trumpet of Jericho at once, as Ozom, the King of the zombies, demands it.



Raptor looks like he's going to give the trumpet back, but then says no way -Ozom can have it later, he needs it now. Demitri tells him he can't defy Ozom, but Raptor says he doesn't know what it's like. He never gets top billing, this time, he's the star!



He says this trumpet is his ticket to the big time, and he's not giving it up. If he can't be the world's best rock star, then he'll be the world's loudest! He blasts Demitri and Morrigan, and the blasts cause Anakaris to be blown away.



Felicia tries to attack him, but also gets blasted, causing her to revert to her smaller cat form.



Harry says he'll stop Raptor, and Raptor asks how -he has no powers, no weapons, whilst he has... and to think he used to host a kiddie show in the '50s. He says he no longer works with kids or animals, and fires at Harry. Harry runs off, but tells Raptor he dresses funny, can't sing and is a bad actor.



Raptor asks if that was supposed to make him lose his temper... well it did! He goes after Harry and starts blasting away parts of the ruins. Harry thinks there's got to be a way to beat this guy.



Harry then sees a wall behind him and starts running towards it. Raptor is going on about how he was the original Sweeney Todd, and tells him to look at his reviews -they were raves!. Harry shouts he bet he wrote them himself, but Raptor says only the good ones. Raptor blasts at him again.



Raptor says he hasn't lived until he's seen him perform. Harry makes it to the wall, and says he'd rather watch reruns of the weather channel. Raptor tells him to face the music, and fires another blast. Harry crawls through a hole in the wall...



...as the blast reflects of of it, and hits Raptor. He gets sent flying into a pit, and a load of rubble falls on top of it.



Harry picks up the dented trumpet, and tells Raptor he has a brain to fight with. Felicia then pulls up, having found Raptor's car. Harry gets in, and gives the trumpet to Felicia. She says that's the name of that tune.



She thinks it's time they hit the road, and drive off. Raptor climbs out of the rubble, but Demitri then finds him. Demitri says he's going to scatter his bones from one end of these ruins to the other!



Morrigan says that's just the beginning of what she's doing to do to him! Raptor asks if they could talk this over, but Demitri, Morrigan and Anakaris all attack him.



Harry asks Felicia if she thinks they'll make it back before the car dissolves. Felicia says it looks like it, and then tells him she never wants to hear him complain about not being able to hold his own in a fight. Harry says he saw the amphitheater, and he knew exactly how the sound would bounce back... he's not sure if he learnt that from the ring, or from school. Felicia tells him wisdom is where you find it. Harry asks her if she'll teach him how to drive, and she says maybe -when he's older.

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