Fargason tells all outside units to fall back immediately, as they must defend the third floor at all costs. He then sees a ghoul has managed to get into the control room. Jan then comes in, saying the security in this place is so weak. He wonders what to do with Fargason, as old people's blood tastes like shit, but it's no fun if he just shoots him. Integra tells Fargason to come in, but she then hears a gunshot.

Jan is then heard of the radio. He says hello to everyone at the Round Table and says they're the Valentine brothers. He's Jan, and it's real nice to meet them. He appreciates them joining for this late lunch, as they're currently enjoying the delicious taste of the Hellsing membership. Integra realizes her people are being eaten. Jan tells them he highly recommends they piss themselves, followed by a course of praying to their impotent God, then cowering in the corner and begging.

He tells them if they act now, there is still time for an old-fashioned suicide! He ends the call and is about to kill Fargason when he gets shot up. Seras has appeared, and after blasting down Jan, she kills the ghouls in the control room.

Fargason asks how their unit is. Seras says she has been busying helping all the wounded who won't turn into ghouls. Fargason wants to stay, but Seras picks him up and takes him out of the control room. Seconds later, Jan gets back up, as the bullets pop out of his body. He's confused by who just attacked him, as he thought Alucard was the only one here.

The conference members discuss what to do. Integra says a helicopter is prepped and standing by, so Penwood says they should go. But Integra says they will wait, as this room is protected by 15mm lead armor. But once they're out of this room, there is no way she can protect 11 people from the ghouls. Penwood asks what they should do. Integra says Fargason has probably reported the situation to the proper authorities. Once these authorities discover they can't contact them, they'll mobilize. Everyone then sees an explosion in the distance, as they realize the helicopter has been destroyed.

Luke says the tenacity of ghoul soldiers makes them useful, but a special job requires a special touch. He then calls Jan and asks if there is anything wrong. Jan tells her about Seras, saying there is some other vampire than Alucard to worry about, but she's gone underground. Luke says he'll take care of it, so Jan tells him the first and second floors are already clear. Meanwhile, Seras takes Fargason back to where the others are. She sees that Alucard is also there.

Seras asks him what he's doing here, as this is an emergency. Alucard says he's waiting. Seras tells him the enemies are all on the first floor, but Alucard says his enemies aren't the trash she's been fighting. Walter then walks in and says he's surprised they were able to get so many ghouls inside. The first floor has been completely overrun and the second floor is almost lost. Alucard says Integra is on the third floor. Walter says he was just heading up there himself and asks Seras to accompany him. Alucard says the Angel of Death... its been too long. Walter thinks the old dog and the new girl make a perfect pair.

Jan breaks into Integra's office and starts smoking one of her cigars. He thinks there's so much poverty, yet Integra smokes these overpriced cigars. He goes back to the ghouls and says he's going to fuck Integra, shoot her in the head, then fuck her again. He shoots off some rounds, which the Round Table members hear. Irons tells Integra he assumes she has some way to take care of this.

Integra says the real power of the Hellsing organization has yet to reveal itself. Irons thinks she must be speaking of the vampires she's trained to kill their own kind, despite the fact her true mission is to kill them all. Integra says the ordeals of the first masters of the Hellsing family in the last century were much harsher than this. No matter how intelligent or how strong the enemy is, they are still nothing but vampire rubbish, who won't destroy the Hellsing family. She'll see these monsters roast in the deepest pits of hell!

Jan and his ghoul army make it to the conference room. But they then see Walter step outside. Jan says he can't believe he left someone breathing on this floor, but then the tip of his cigar is sliced off. A ghoul then gets sliced in half, as Walter says he missed... he supposes he's not as spry as he used to be. He introduces himself, but Jan just orders the ghouls to kill him.

The ghouls start firing, but Walter uses his speed to avoid their shots and then sends out his wires. He calls them all far too slow, ghouls are fine, but he's fought against the true armies of the undead. He wraps his wires around some of the ghouls and rips them apart. Alucard laughs and tells the Angel of Death not to push himself.

Luke blows open a door and heads towards Alucard. As Walter approaches Jan, he tells him to piss himself and pray to his impotent God. Jan laughs and says that's just what he wanted to hear, as he was getting so bored with these easy kills. He has several ghouls appear, who are armed with shields.

Walter asks Seras to be a dear and lend some artillery backup. Seras fires a shot from the Harkonnen, which blows apart several ghouls. Walter tells her for her next shot, she needs to aim at the center and use the incendiary shell. Seras changes ammo and then fires again.

The shot blows away the rest of the ghouls, but Jan leaps forward and goes to kill Walter. But before he can fire, Seras appears behind him and gets him in a hold, causing him to fall. Walter wants some answers and asks Jan why he tried to attack them so brazenly, and who handed down the order? Jan says they won't get shit from him, so Walter starts stomping on his hand.

Luke appears before Alucard. Alucard tells him he's late, as he was getting tired of waiting. Luke hopes he'll find that his company was worth waiting for. He pulls out a gun and says he's been waiting for this for a long time, his one on one with the great Alucard. In an instant, Luke has his gun pointing at Alucard's head, but Alucard pulls out his own gun. He thinks Luke is pretty fast. Luke says of course he is, telling Alucard that he's nothing like any vampire he's fought before. He says he's the vampire who will put Alucard in his grave. The two then fire at the same time.

Walter stomps on Jan's other hand and tells him to reveal who turned him into a vampire, who implanted the freak chip inside him? Jan just starts laughing, so Seras lets go of him. Walter tells him that his hapless little undead army has been crushed. Jan looks at his watch and then howls, as a new group of ghouls enter the corridor -ghouls which consists of Hellsing's fallen forces. Jan thinks it's a great plan, whilst Seras says she doesn't want to kill her own people. Elsewhere, Alucard has been shot, but resumes shooting at Luke without even looking at him.

Luke dodges around all the bullets and says he's got all of Alucard's vampiric powers and more. Alucard thinks this is fun, he hasn't had a fight like this in ages. He tells Luke he truly applauds his skill as a grade A vampire. Luke watches him get up and thinks this can't be, as he'd shot Alucard in the head. He thinks it has to be a trick.

Alucard says he's releasing his control art restriction to level 1, and that the Cromwell approval is now in effect. He will hold this release until his target is silenced. He tells Luke he'll show him how real vampires do battle, as his form changes from that of a human to a dog beast. Luke becomes terrified at the sight of Alucard, who charges towards him.

Jan manages to leap over Walter. Walter asks him where he thinks he's going and wraps a wire around his arm. However Jan allows his arm to be ripped off and then runs towards the conference room, laughing all the way. Meanwhile, several ghouls grab onto Seras, as she tells them to let her go.

Luke is almost eaten by Alucard, so he turns around and runs away. Alucard pulls out the Jackal and fires a shot from it. Back in the corridor, Seras loses herself and begins destroying the ghouls with maximum force.

Luke gets both of his legs blown off. He begs to make it stop and asks Alucard what the hell he is. Alucard tells him to stop whining, as all he did was cut off his stupid legs. He tells Luke to summon his demons, transform himself, regenerate himself, stand up! He wants him to pick up his gun and attack, as the night is still so young and the real fun has yet to start! He starts repeatedly yelling at Luke to come on, but Luke calls him a monster. Alucard sees he's just like the rest.

Walter yells out Seras' name, which finally calms her down. Alucard tells Luke that he's just like the rest: nothing but a disappointment. Luke fires some more bullets until his gun is out of ammo. Alucard tells him that he's nothing but dog food, and finishes him off.

Jan blows down the door to the conference room and tells Integra she gave him a hard time. But she shoots him in the face repeatedly and tells him to stop laughing. Jan realizes that the ammo he's been shot with were mercury ignition bullets.

Integra tells him to reveal the name of his master, as she won't allow him to die until he does. But Jan throws down his gun and then clicks his fingers. As soon as he does this, his body erupts in flames. He keeps laughing until he's nothing more than a pile of dust.

Walter and Seras look at all the dead bodies of the Hellsing soldiers. Seras is speechless. Elsewhere, Alucard walks away down the corridor, leaving only one of Luke's guns behind.

NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW

Jan: It's Jan...

Luke: ...and Luke...

Jan & Luke: ...with the weather report.

Luke: Hey, didn't we lose?

Jan: We sure did. Hey bro, what's that weird thingie eating your head?

Luke: Agh! And you're on fire.

Jan: Wah...