ABOUT
In this section, the creators of the site are described, and information about the site is stored.
TheLostDude:
Job: I do most of the work and site design.
Comics: There's a general neatness about them, when compared to WoC's, and the humour is usually in good taste. Often based around idiocy.
ON VIDEO GAMES:
I'm not actually that bothered with video games. I cherish my Dreamcast, but I don't use it often. I'm a follower of the Street Fighter series, primarily. But Idiotheque isn't totally about video games anyway, it's about computers and the internet too.
ON MUSIC:
REM! REM! REM! Also, The Hives, Ash, Green Day, The Stooges, Nirvana, Oasis, Blur, Foo Fighters, Guns 'n' Roses, Stereophonics, Millencolin, The Offspring, The Beatles, Morrissey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Manic Street Preachers, Sugarcult, The Smiths, Charlotte Hatherley, The Ramones, Bowie, Bob Dylan, plenty more. Don't dis. In fact, dis away, I don't mind.
ON TV:
I like comedy. Find me someone who doesn't. I am not a big fan of television or films. My attention span is about 30 minutes, so anything over that bores me. In general.
ON POLITICS:
Vote Chaos!
ON RELIGION:
I really don't care. But Kwanza rocks! I suppose I'm an Athiest or a Satanist, only to annoy those Christians.
ON WEAPONOFCHOICE:
WoC is a sadistic and xenophobic Antichrist. He's great, isn't he? I like the messy arrogance of his comics, it never gets old.
ON CRACK:
Sorry, it had to be said.
WeaponOfChoice:
Job: I make jokes for TheLostDude to steal.
Comics: Lol
ON VIDEO GAMES:
GO GO STREET FIGHTER
ON MUSIC:
Oldschool punk, The Beatles, David Bowie, Indie and Kraftwerk
ON TV:
TV sucks
ON POLITICS:
I'm gonna vote Labour
ON RELIGION:
Atheist
ON THELOSTDUDE:
Smells women's underwear.
IDIOTHEQUE
Well, it's a stickmen webcomic. It doesn't take much talent, hence it doesn't take much effort. TheLostDude is the main man here, although WeaponOfChoice makes a just about noticable contribution. All of the site was made by TheLostDude, apart from the comics credited as by WeaponOfChoice and the forum. And anything we stole. Oh, by the way, don't bother stealing from us, we'll track you down eventually.
There is no strict schedule for Idiotheque updates, but it's least likely to be updated at the weekend, and it's never updated more than once in one day.
OK, we use Microsoft Paint but that doesn't make Microsoft any good. WoC came up with the name, which I wouldn't have accepted if I had known that it was already a Radiohead song, but, anyway, we're stuck with it now. Sort of.
DATES (Major changes only, we're not going to list every comic upload and spelling correction):
20/02/05 - Realised that the FreeWebs server has a 50-file limit, so returned to Tripod.
16/02/05 - Got a shiny new server at FreeWebs. The black site replaces the blue site. N00bz replaced by Inbox, Stuff split into Stuff and Other. Rants removed because we didn't do any rants. Features added, will probably have same fate as Rants. 'Desktop' navbar introduced (Looks like desktop icons in Windows, each with a face as an icon.) with the animated 'Idiotheque_'. The Introduction section is made. Site is made much neater, all files given more appropriate file names and divided into folders.
15/02/05 - Server crashed.
15/11/04 - Rants section added. Never used. 'Trapezium' navbar (A wide trapezium divided into ten sections, nine of which had the section names on, one (lower middle) left blank) with 'stamp' logo introduced.
25/09/04 - 'Parallelogram' logo introduced.
07/09/04 - Forum created. 'Neon' navbar introduced (Black backgrounds, outlined text in various colours from the standard 16-colour set.
01/08/04 - 'Platform Game' logo replaces 'Screen' logo.
30/08/04 - N00bz section added.
04/08/04 - Guestbook added.
27/07/04 - Site created with 'Screen' logo, 'Original' navbar (Black text on various various colours from the standard 16-colour set.) and the sections Current, Archive, About, Links and Stuff.
To see the old logos, look in Stuff. We don't keep old navbars, they're too boring.
I'm sure that if anything's omitted from here, or anything's wrong, it's not going to ruin your life. Much. Still, if you notice any errors, e-mail us, just for the hell of it.
YOU
By the way, we don't just own this site, we 0wn it. 0wning is much better than owning, because when you 0wn, you 0wn everything. That means that we can be as bastardous as we want (we can even make words like bastardous) and you can't do anything about it. You are a plebian when compared to us. It's just a bit of fun. Or a lot of fun, for us. If you don't like it, don't come here.
Click here for a little more information if you really want any (It's the Introduction section).
