"HMMMM so this is the new recruit" said Marco. He was with his buddy Tarma in a small army base near the mountain. At the opposite side of the table were Eri and Fio and they were all looking at the new recruit, Michael. However the general then walked in and introduced them all to Michael. "Yes this is our newest recruit. But you must call him by his code-name of Rage Quitter 87" the general boomed.

"And why would that be?" Marco said. New recuits were disposable garbage as far as he was concerned. They'd sign up for one day and be dead the next. They never get time for code names, and are never worthy of one. He was known as unstoppable fire god of the metal slug terror team for a reason. "Well it's because he's better than you Marco" the General replied. "He passed all of the training tests with the highest possible marks, which is something not even you could do, and he's also been in 37 different wars as a one man army and come home victorious. I don't think you've done that, have you?"


The amount of rage inside Marco built up tremendously. Nobody was better than him. Nobody! He then happened to catch a glimpse of Eri and Fio and they were giggling. They were laughing at him! This made him even more mad but he couldn't think of what to say. "Well I uh..." What a stupid response, it made him look like he didn't know what he was saying. Which is correct because he really didn't know what he was saying. "So General what;s our latest mission" Tarma suddenly blurted out. Thank God for Tarma, Marco thought. He always knew how to get him out of bad situations like that.

"General Morden is planning a massive attack and we must counterattack" The General said. "You will go in as two seperate teams to destroy him". "I'll take the girls" Rage Quitter 87 said immedtiately. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you stupid punk kid, Marco thought. They will never go with you, they only ever go with us. Marco had a happy thought of Rage Quitter 87 being in a team consisting of only himself and being lonely, whilst he got to hang out with Eri and Fio plus Tarma would be there too. Marco moved his left eye and saw Tarma was also grinning; he must be thinking the exact same thing as him.

"Oh of course we'll go with you Rage Quitter 87!!" Eri and Fio said in perfect union. The smile on Marco's face turned into a frown within 2 seconds. This was impossible. He turned his left eye again to look at Tarma. Tarma was also no longer smiling. In fact he could see red pupils through his sunglasses, which he'd only ever seen once before when he'd accidentally fallen off his camel slug when trying to get it to loop the loop. "B-b-b-b-ut you always go with us!" Marco finally stuttered out, failing to hide his total embarrasment. "Hey don't worry about it homey I'll take good care of them, I'm more expierenced that you" Rage Quitter 87 said.

That son of a bitch
, Marco thought. How dare he say that to him. Without thinking first, Marco dashed forward to tackle Rage Quitter 87. But he was so super pissed he'd forgotten that the table was still there and he crashed right into it. He ended up in a heap two inches from his target. "You see you are still green" Rage Quitter 87 said, and then he started to laugh. Then the girls started to laugh too. Marco was crying inside. The only way this could be any worse was if...fuck, Marco thought. Rage Quitter 87 was holding not one, not two, but three heavy machineguns with his LEFT ARM ALONE. Marco could barely do that with one! He moved his left eye to see that Tarma was actually crying, but trying to hide it at the same time but failing.

"So it's settled then, me Eri and Fio will go out on the clear straight path whilst you guys go and take the route through the mountains." Rage Quitter 87 revealed. "Oh I'm so happy and glad that we're going with you, Rage Quitter 87" Eri yelled out. "As am I" Fio stated happily, not to be outdone.

Marco realised that he was just completely useless against his superior new comrade. And now he and Tarma were going to have to go through absolute hell through the murderous mountains. "Hey dont sweat it Marco and Tarma, I got you guys a new ally to help you out" Rage Quitter 87 said. She's through the next room over there. "Well we have to get going, good luck!" Marco got up and watched as Rage Quitter 87 walked out with Eri and Fio, with his arms around them.

"Yo Tarma stop crying and lets go meet this new recruit" Marco said, whispering. Tarma slowly headed through the room, not speaking. Marco opened the door and there she was. And all he could say was "Oh for fucks sake...."





THE END!!!

 

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