Is it me or do all games for the DS suck? I was cruising around at play.com since they had a sale on and made the mistake of checking out what games were on offer for the DS. What is going on with DS gaming? What is this? What is this? What is THIS? And I haven't even started yet.
Imagine: Dream Weddings. A game where you plan weddings. A GAME WHERE YOU PLAN WEDDINGS. The only good thing about this game is this review:
The most terrifying thing is that it turns out that there is an entire line of "Imagine" games. Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PLEASE NO MORE WE CAN'T TAKE IT how does this even get made? Where are they getting the money to make the sheer number of these games? Who is buying stuff like this, this, this, this? Stop you fools!
I'd like to play games like Castlevania and Metal Slug on my DS. Instead, I have to put up with the DS's strange fascination with horses. How many horse games could you possibly need on the DS? Let's find out!
Ellen Whitaker's Horse Life, Pippa Funnell 2 Farm Adventures, My Horse and Me, The Whitaker Family presents Horse Life, Barbie horse adventures Riding Camp, My Horse and Me 2, Wild Horses, Pony Friends, I love Horses & Clever Kids Pony World. That's 10. And the sad thing is that this isn't even a complete list, there are several more on play.com that are in the making and just begging to be pre-ordered. I hate the DS.