Hairball and Harry are snowboarding. Harry says they're going to hit something, but Hairball says he's never hit anything before -although he's never done this before. Hairball then goes on about how he loves pizza, although he's never had any. Harry tells him not to mention food, as they continue to head down a mountain. Hairball asks him if he doesn't want pizza, what does he want? Harry says he wants to survive his vacation until Felicia can come and get him... he wants to go home!

They eventually end up hitting the side of a cliff. Hairball gets up and asks who that is, and they see something trapped in the ice. Hairball says they'd better call his uncle.

Bigfoot and his tribe arrive, and start up a fire to melt the ice. They ram it to get part of it to shatter, as Hairball asks what it is. Bigfoot says whatever it is, it's been in that ice for a long time. Hairball asks if it's alive, but Harry says the thing is frozen. However, the creature, which is a dragon, is alive, and smashes through the ice.

Elsewhere, a woman is on the run from some natives, but falls into a pit. The natives are about to kill her, but they run away in fear when they see a Tyrannosaurus heading towards them.

A vine is thrown down to the woman, so she climbs out of the pit. Raptor is the one who saved her, and he tells her never fear -he's here! She tells him to do something, and he says he'll do anything for love -and he loves rock and roll! He uses his guitar to send out some energy beams...

...which blow the dinosaur apart. It turns out to be a robot, and the director yells cut -this was all for a movie! The director yells at Raptor, as that T-rex robot cost millions, it'd take weeks to build another! The actress says to forget it, as she's starting Terminator 14 on Monday. Raptor tells her to go, and then tells the director he doesn't need her, they can just write her out.

The director wants to write Raptor out, but Raptor says he can't do that -he's the star, he carries this film! The director says he wouldn't trust him to carry out the garbage, and calls him the worst actor he's ever seen in his life! Raptor claims to be a media superstar, but the director tells some of the extras to exercise this star's option.

Raptor gets thrown out of the studio. The director tells him he'll never work in this town again, but Raptor gets up and says he'll be back. As he walks off, Arnold Schwarzenegger drives up, and tells him if he wants to live, don't steal his lines. As he drives off, Raptor says he's not alive -he's Raptor!

Meanwhile, the dragon partially smashes out of the ice. Hairball wonders if he's going to be nice, but Bigfoot says the dragon is 20 tons of pure savage animal instinct, he's a born killer! However, the dragon, who speaks perfect English, says he feels as though he's been asleep for days. He asks the small hairy things if they know where he might find the grail. They shake their heads, so the dragon asks for a nice hot cup of tea.

Bigfoot says they'll put the kettle on, and then tells the others they'd better contact Felicia. Hairball asks him if he's going to use magic, but Bigfoot says he'll use satellites, and pulls out a mobile phone. Felicia, who is arm wrestling with Lex, learns of what's going on. She says she'll get up there, but then remembers her car is in the shop. She asks Lex if she can borrow his 4x4. Lex says if she wins.

She beats Lex, and tells Bigfoot she's on her way. However, her conversation has been monitored by Demitri and Morrigan. Demitri wants the dragon brought over to the Darkstalkers side, or be destroyed. Morrigan says someone must recruit the beast, and Demitri wonders who. He knows there's so much at stake, so he must choose carefully. Morrigan mocks him with some magic, which he swats aside. He tells her they'll see who laughs last.

Back on Earth, Raptor has gone back to his agent. Irving tells him to be reasonable, as he destroyed 3 million dollar special effect -not to mention trashing his office again. Raptor says they fired him -him! They said he was a bad actor, and he asks Irv to say it isn't true. He pulls out a demo tape and asks if this is the tape of a bad actor, and then tells Irv to get him back on that picture. Irv says he really tried, but Raptor smashes him through the ceiling. Irv reveals that the only way Raptor could get back on that movie was if he had his own dinosaur.

Raptor is then suddenly beamed up to Pyron's ship. He's annoyed he's been sent here, as his career is in crisis! Demitri tells him to never mind that, as this is important. Raptor is about to start yelling, but then notices the dragon on the screen. Demitri tells him his job is to bring that dragon to him. Raptor thinks a dragon is even better than a T-rex, and says he'll be his co-star! Demitri wonders what he's going on about.

Back on Earth, the Bigfoots get the dragon's cup of tea prepared. The dragon explains that his kind are dreadfully misunderstood. They're actually a rather happy breed, once you get to know them. Harry asks him about the grail, and the dragon explains all true dragons are devoted to doing good. The grail, an artifact of great goodness in the hands of a dragon, would be a great warning to the evil-doers of the world. Raptor is beamed down, and overhears what the dragon is saying.

The dragon says the grail is his quest, as he's a knight of the green order. He then asks where the other little hairy fellows went, and Hairball explains they were to get more firewood to get him out of the glacier. The dragon thinks that was kind, but hardly necessary. He breathes fire, and melts the rest of the ice around him. Hairball says they need to tell his uncle, so he and Harry leave. Raptor says that, with a dragon like that, he could rule the world!

Before he can make a move, Felicia arrives, and the two get into a fight. Felicia kicks Raptor a couple of times...

...and gets a big pile of snow to fall over him. The dragon walks over and picks both of them up, and asks what's going on. Raptor says thank goodness he found him before it was too late -they've got top stop these evil-doers!

He says the cat-witch and the hairy snow creeps are the minions of the greatest villain of them all: Pyron, the lord of evil and keeper of the grail! He asks the dragon for help in defeating Pyron. The dragon says he'll give this Pyron fellow a sound thrashing! Felicia thinks this is crazy, and tells the dragon he's being had.

The dragon asks if she can help him secure the grail, and when she says no, he tosses her aside. He tells Raptor to lead him to Pyron, so they can rescue the grail. He and Raptor fly off.

Felicia goes to Bigfoot's village, and says they've got a problem. But just then, the village comes under attack, as Raptor has the dragon start blowing the place up with fireballs. He tells the minions of Pyron that this will teach them a lesson.

Harry wonders what he means by them being minions of Pyron, and Felicia says that's the problem. The Bigfoots vomit snow everywhere, encasing their village in a snow dome.

But the dragon sends down several fireballs, which blasts through the dome and cause more damage, including the destruction of Lex's car. Felicia thinks Lex will kill her, but Harry says he won't get the chance -they're going to be barbequed!

He uses his magic to create a pool, which absorbs a fireball. Raptor and the dragon fly off, and Harry thinks Pyron just got his hands on one awesome weapon. Felicia says not quite -from what she heard, Raptor is calling the shots.

Up on the ship, Pyron tells Demitri he's done well. He says they'll lower their altitude, and meet them in the atmosphere. The ship has a cloaking device activated, and changes into a large cloud. Raptor and the dragon fly towards it.

Demitri tells Raptor they'll beam them aboard, only for the dragon to open fire on the ship. Pyron tells his computer to fire back, but Ship says Raptor and the dragon are already inside their defense perimeter, so their weapons won't lock on. The fireball hits, knocking everyone down. Demitri gets up and tells the computer to do something, but Ship asks him to make his request a little bit more specific, or should he panic too?

Pyron says he'll handle this, and orders Raptor to cease fire at once. Raptor explains to the dragon that Pyron is the evil keeper of the grail. The dragon tells Pyron to surrender the grail, or prepare to meet his doom. Pyron says he won't surrender to a no-talent ignoramus zombie, so Raptor says this means war. The dragon tears into the ship.

Pyron's group go to confront the dragon, and Demitri and Morrigan fire on him. But their attacks don't damage him at all. Demitri says he'll answer to him, the lord of the vampires, but his blast again does nothing. Raptor tells the dragon to give Demitri the finger.

The dragon flicks Demitri away, so he and the others run off out of the bridge. Pyron says they must retake the bridge, as they can't let Raptor take control of the ship. Morrigan says they need an innocent, as a dragon can only be reasoned with by one who is innocent of soul. Pyron says that lets them out.

Raptor says that with this equipment, he can jam every communications network on Earth, and says to imagine world to world Raptor. The dragon tells him to defeat the evil one, whilst he recovers the grail. He goes to Pyron's collection bay, and thinks this could take a bit of searching. Ship reports that Raptor is now alone on the bridge. Morrigan asks where the dragon is, and Ship says he's in Pyron's collection bay.

Morrigan says the collection bay is on the other side of this hatch. The hatch opens, and the dragon makes them run off again. Meanwhile, Raptor puts his demo tape inside one of the computers, and tells people to get ready for the wide world of Raptor!

A guy is swimming in the sea, when he sees a shark. He calls the lifeguard for help, and Raptor runs out. He tells them to never fear, as he's a pro -he knows his job! And his job is to party hearty, dudes! Everyone starts dancing...

...and even the shark joins in. Meanwhile, Pyron says this bypass should give them remote control of the beamer, and Morrigan says they can beam aboard an innocent. His actions disrupt Raptor, and Ship tells him that Pyron has achieved beamer override, jamming the video signal. Raptor says no one preempts him.

He smashes a computer with his guitar, and Ship says that was the helm control. The ship goes into a dive, so Pyron tells his computer to use the emergency helm override.

Before Ship can do this, Raptor blasts him, and says he's making a withdrawal from his memory banks. Ship reports his main logic and main memory have been damaged, causing him to go haywire. The ship straightens out, and Pyron manages to beam Felicia and Harry onboard. Pyron says Harry is the innocent, but Felicia tells him to leave Harry alone. She attacks Morrigan, knocking her down.

She then goes for Demitri, but jumps off of him when Pyron throws out a projectile. Demitri gets hit by it, and Felicia is about to attack Pyron, but he says their war can wait. He wants to call a truce, so she asks what the deal is. Meanwhile, Raptor continues to try and restore his video signal.

Felicia explains to Harry about what's going on, but Harry asks why they should help the dragon. Felicia says Raptor tricked the dragon into attacking the sasquatches, and believes it'd be better to have him on their side. Inside the bridge, Raptor presses another button, activating the ship's self destruct sequence, with a 10 minute timer. Felicia asks Pyron if he can stop it, and he says only from the bridge.

He tells Raptor to let him on the bridge, as the explosion will be like a miniature sun going off. This excites Raptor, who thinks it'll be a great exit -he doesn't care if he dies, he's already dead! Demitri thinks he's hopeless, and they're doomed.

Pyron says it's not just them, as the explosion will flatten everything for thousands of miles, including New York city. They turn to Harry, and he goes into the collection bay. The dragon sees him, and says he recognizes him as one of those little evil fellows from the glacier. He says he's sorry, but doom is his destiny.

Harry says he's not evil. He explains that Raptor tricked him, and the dragon says it's true he hasn't found the grail here. He thinks it was a brave act for Harry to face him alone, and tells him he can go. But as he can't tell which of the others are truly evil, they must stay aboard. Harry says the ship is going to blow up, and accuses the dragon of not being a good guy.

He says a good guy wouldn't hurt innocent people. King Arthur wouldn't hurt innocent people, nor would Merlin. The dragon grabs him and asks what he knows of Merlin, and Harry says Merlin is his ancestor. The dragon realizes he's telling the truth, due to his courage and conviction. He says it's an honor to be on his side.

Pyron's group gain access to the bridge, and whilst Raptor thinks they'll ruin his exit, Demitri and Morrigan blast him. Pyron is able to tear some wires out, turning off the main power and disabling the self destruct.

The dragon walks in, and tells Raptor he's lied. He wants a reckoning, and Pyron, Demitri and Morrigan also walk towards Raptor. Raptor wants to talk, but when Demitri makes it clear that's not happening, Raptor uses the beamer to get himself and the dragon back to Earth.

Pyron gives his thanks to Felicia, but warns that when they meet again... Felicia says she knows it'll be business as usual. She and Harry are beamed back to Earth, as Demitri finds out they've been sent back to Hollywood. Morrigan laughs, and says she knows how to fix their friend. She summons a phone.

On a movie set, the director yells cut. The main actor walks off, and the stunt double, Raptor, is brought on. The director yells action, and the dragon sets Raptor on fire.

The director yells cut, and two guys throw water over Raptor. Irv goes up to Raptor and says he thinks he can get him off this picture, but the director then tells Raptor they're ready for him. Raptor says he'd never give up showbiz!